More Moonlighting On Ex-Mormon Mavens

Sorry A-4, I've been neglecting your emails--but only as a public service! Click here to read yet another insightful post from Brother Randy Johnson (therandyjohnson[dot]com).

--SPOILER ALERT--
Worried about getting through that first temple endowment session sans the painful humiliation? Randy shows us how with the help of an airline blanket, an inflight magazine, and an air vest that inflates upon the first hint of turbulence. Enjoy! I'll be back here soon.

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