Another Reason For Missing Church

To: Abbottsville Fourth Ward
From: Donna Banta
Subject: Alternatives to church

Why I love Sundays now: Instead of sitting in church teaching the Young Women how to be sweet spirits, I'm here at Book Passage teaching members of CWC Marin how to be badass bloggers.
We are badass!
GO HERE TO VOTE IN THE 2012 BRODIE AWARDS!

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