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To: Abbottsville Fourth Ward From: Sister Millie Loomis, self-appointed ward media and culture critic Subject: Hollywood and  The Gay Agenda Recently a brave Mormon woman fell under intense fire for calling the movie, Frozen,  a tool of The Gay Agenda . Sadly, I can't say I'm surprised. Because while Frozen screams gay  to most faithful Latter-day Saints, the nonmember community has been fooled into believing the opposite. Thoroughly brainwashed by TGA , the army of non-Mormon sycophants argues that the Disney movie is a brilliantly conceived masterpiece that merely encourages children to be themselves. Lame, I know, but we must remember that these poor confused souls are merely pawns of The Vast Homosexual/Transgender Conspiracy . Bottom line, The Gay Agenda  will stop at nothing in its ruthless advance toward its ultimate goal:  Turning the whole world GAY ! Hungry for more recruits,  The Gay Agenda  continues to infiltrate the mainstrea...

To: abbottsville fourth ward From: elder young, france paris mission Subject: the world is our campus! dear abbottsville fourth, in my last email i wrote about how excited i am to be coming home and giving my missionary return talk. and i know how excited all of you are about hearing it. but it's going to have to wait, b/c comp's and my stake president got together and decided to release us online if we promised to stay out of the states for at least another 6 months! :-)))))) we were so excited we did a little happy dance all over the mission home. then we were kind of bummed b/c the mission president didn't like the idea. but rather than give up, we mustered all of our spirichal maturity dropped to our knees and begged "please please please, president, PULEEZE!" he finally agreed if we promised to leave france. we were like, DUH, why would we stay in france? after 2 years here on the Lord's errand we were already the ultimate frankofiles!!!! :))))))))) so ...

To: Abbottsville Stake From: Mitchell Knightly, Abbottsville Stake President Subject: What causes people to be gay In honor of Valentines Day, I am sharing the following excerpt from  Gays at BYU , a lengthy academic study performed by scholars at Brigham Young University: What Causes People To Be Gay? The Academy for the New Understanding of Sexuality (ANUS) has observed seven predisposing factors that are common in the backgrounds of men with same sex attraction. These factors are as follows: 1. Bad Mothering A mother can wound young boys by smothering, criticizing, and abandoning her sacred role as a female. By working outside the home, for example, or expecting her boys to make their own beds, or insisting that she  and not her son is head of the household when Daddy is away. 2. Inappropriate Early Childhood Fashion Choices While this is also the result of bad mothering, it deserves a separate mention because every gay man's family album includes at least one picture ...

Recently I got an email from my friend Johnny Townsend. He wrote that it was his anniversary. Not his wedding anniversary, mind you, but the anniversary of his baptism into the LDS Church. While he is happy that he is now beyond Mormonism, he readily acknowledges that some good came of his membership in the church, and every year when that date rolls around, he pauses to appreciate those things: the public speaking experience, the leadership experience, the mission that took him to Italy, his writing career ( Dragons of the Book of Mormon is his latest accomplishment), and of course, his husband, who also used to be a Mormon. I admit, he has a point. Whenever anyone asks me if I regret joining the LDS Church, my answer is an emphatic no.  If I hadn't, I would never have met my husband, Mark. Additionally, there was the public speaking experience, and while as a woman, I can't claim any leadership experience, I did learn a few good DIY skills via the Mormons, such as canning fr...